A Sudden And Unexpected Announcement!

fateliveswithinus:

Or maybe not, if you also follow onehellofaconfusion and strangersfromastrangeland, and have noticed that where they lead, I tend to follow.

This blog is getting an overhaul! And will hopefully be active again for the first time in literally years!

So, y’know, don’t mind the dust while the blog’s under construction, and stay tuned for details on the new character!

Reblogging here for those who might be interested in RPing with my new character, but don’t follow my main blog.

The Signs as RPG Classes!

astrollusion:

First of all shoutout to meghammer for collaborating with me and this and to ravenstalons, I hope this lives up to your expectations!

Aries: The Barbarian/Berserker

Taurus: The Knight

Gemini: The Rogue

Cancer: The Battle Priest

Leo: The Sorcerer

Virgo: The Cleric

Libra: The Paladin

Scorpio: The Necromancer

Sagittarius: The Alchemist

Capricorn: The Knight

Aquarius: The Hero

Pisces: The Druid

dogmatix:

idiopathicsmile:

idiopathicsmile:

emilysidhe:

idiopathicsmile:

theragnarokd:

idiopathicsmile:

it is pretty hard to find solid statistics on wolf attacks, but as far as i can tell, wolves in north america kill way way way less than one person a year, which means that forces more deadly to us than wolves include: dogs, ice fishing, and getting crushed by a falling flat screen tv.

…further complications to trying to write non-ridiculous angst into a werewolf story

“you don’t understand…i’ve done things under the full moon that i can never take back…one time i ate a squirrel”

“I SNIFFED MY OWN BUTT. THE INDIGNITY HAUNTS ME STILL.”

“i have pooped in the woods and now must go brood about it. don’t try to follow me. 

…and seriously, be careful around your flatscreen, it is probably heavier that you think.”

European wolves (before they were hunted into extinction in most areas) attacked humans purposefully a lot; it’s in the historical record.

North American gray wolves have a natural fear of humans and attack people very rarely, really only when threatened or starving.

So like, imagine, like, a divide between people who got infected with Old World and New World lycanthropy.  One makes you this dangerous beast that sees humans as a viable food source an another makes you perceive humans as a threat.  Imagine people getting it wrong!

Some shady paranormal group capturing a werewolf to use as security but it just runs away when people trespass.

Some hunters go deep into the woods to murder a werewolf clan for their pelts but it turns out they’ve isolated themselves so deeply because they have the European strain and none of the hunters survive.

New werewolves are so confused because the websites give conflicting advice:  get yourself to your nearest national park when you’re about to turn and just let yourself run free; if you try to cage yourself the claustrophobia and the smell of people will make you panic and you could really hurt yourself or someone else.

vs

If you’re anywhere near human civilization you must make sure you turn in a closed space that you can’t escape from in wolf form or you’ll definitely kill someone.  Just try to take a nap during the full moon, OK.

And they’re like, WHAT DO I DO WHICH ONE DO I HAVE?

updated position: at the end of the day, there are, in fact, a number of possible compelling werewolf problems

case in point, the global werewolf cultural divide!

on the subject of the global werewolf cultural divide, another update, per wikipedia:

Wolves from different geographic locations may howl in different fashions: the howls of European wolves are much more protracted and melodious than those of North American wolves, whose howls are louder and have a stronger emphasis on the first syllable. The two are however mutually intelligible, as North American wolves have been recorded to respond to European-style howls made by biologists (x)

that’s right guys: wolves have accents

@darkicedragon

LABYRINTH → the sentence meme

phoeniiixia:

Below you will find quotes taken directly or paraphrased
from the movie 'Labyrinth'. Send in one of the following to see
how my muse reacts:
  • ❝ I ask for so little. ❞
  • ❝ Just let me rule you, and you can have everything that you want. ❞
  • ❝ Just fear me, love me – do as I say and I will be your slave.❞
  • ❝ You remind me of the babe. ❞
  • ❝ That’s not fair! ❞
  • ❝ Give me the child. ❞
  • ❝ You say that so often, I wonder what your basis for comparison is? ❞
  • ❝ I have been generous up ‘til now; I can be cruel. ❞
  • ❝ You cowered before me, I was frightening. ❞
  • ❝ I have reordered time; I have turned this world upside down, and I have done it all for you! ❞
  • ❝ I am exhausted from living up to your expectations. ❞
  • ❝ Isn’t that generous? ❞
  • ❝ Your mother is a fraggin’ aardvark! ❞
  • ❝ Everything I’ve done, I’ve done for you. ❞
  • ❝ I move the stars for no one. ❞
  • ❝ Your eyes can be so cruel. ❞
  • ❝ If she ever kisses you, I’ll turn you into a prince. ❞
  • ❝ If he ever kisses you, I’ll turn you into a princess. ❞
  • ❝ You’re him, aren’t you? ❞
  • ❝ You’re her, aren’t you? ❞
  • ❝ My will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom as great. ❞
  • ❝ You have no power over me. ❞
  • ❝ How you turn my world, you precious thing. ❞
  • ❝ Well then, come on, which way? ❞
  • ❝ Which way do you want to go, hm? ❞
  • ❝ Was that wrong? ❞
  • ❝ I’ve brought you a gift. ❞
  • ❝ But if you turn it this way and look into it, it will show you your dreams. ❞
  • ❝ In nine hours and twenty-three minutes…you’ll be mine. ❞
  • ❝ Where you goin’ with a head like that? ❞
  • ❝ No, I said ‘allo’, but that’s close enough. ❞
  • ❝ It’s only forever, not long at all. ❞
  • ❝ All right then, throw down your weapons, and I’ll see that you’re well-treated. ❞
  • ❝ Don’t tell me truth hurts, because it hurts like hell. ❞
  • ❝ No one can blame you for walking away. ❞
  • ❝ I don’t know why, but every now and again in my life – for no reason at all – I need you. ❞
  • ❝ The way forward is sometimes the way back. ❞
  • ❝ It’s very rude to stare! ❞
  • ❝ What did you have to go and do a thing like that for? ❞
  • ❝ What’d you expect fairies to do? ❞
  • ❝ What’s the matter, my dear, don’t like your toys? ❞
  • ❝ There’s such a sad love, deep in your eyes. ❞
  • ❝ I’ll place the sky within your eyes. ❞
  • ❝ What kind of magic spell to use? ❞
  • ❝ I’ll paint you mornings of gold. ❞
  • ❝ I’ll spin you Valentine evenings. ❞
  • ❝ I’ll be there for you as the world falls down. ❞
  • ❝ We’re choosing the path between the stars. ❞
  • ❝ I’ll leave my love between the stars. ❞
  • ❝ How you turned my world, you precious thing. ❞
  • ❝ You starve and near exhaust me. ❞
  • ❝ I do believe in you. ❞
  • ❝ I live without the sunlight. ❞
  • ❝ I love without your heartbeat. ❞
  • ❝ I can’t live within you. ❞

onehellofaconfusion​:

“Darian, do you understand this language?” Yes, she had been snooping around her brothers room again, and may have stolen one of his spell books. But she oddly felt drawn to it and had no idea why. “Or, does any of this look like regular spells?”

At first, Darian only spared the book half a glance before shaking his head.

“Nah, that’s one of Earth’s alphabets, isn’t it? Our writing looks different.” Still, when she went on, he found himself curious, and dropped what he was doing to take a closer look.

Huh. I dunno. Could be? Although–” He reached out and flipped a few pages, eyeing the symbols and diagrams with a rising sense of familiarity. “…Kinda looks more like some of Ammon’s work than Sand’s or Tarmas’…”